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syllablesoftime:

urbansocialista:

I always loved this statement-tweet from @dreamhampton - I’ve applied it more this year to how I love my friends and admit my mistakes #accountability

And so it is.

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

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I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at Target.

- Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39

- Me: uh can I get a bag too please?

- Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*

- Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know

- Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"

- Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL

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natural-killer-cyborg:

kiwibutt:

I’m scared of this

omfgggg it’s SO CUTE??

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zeldabuddy:

travelingmadness:

proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending

proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending

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